Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Gray Mass

Back in the day, events like this would have got you burned at the stake. Thankfully, we can now celebrate our pagan holidays in public without them being incorrectly identified as Black Mass

I guess they would call it a Gray Mass, where we drink and dance together, but instead of an orgy, we all go home to have sex in private.

Blog on,
-CZ

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

MSNBC - Vatican university debuts classes on Satanism

Don't worry, I signed up (call it research). But to get in, I had to lie on the application and say I was a nine-year old boy. I hope they don't remember my excommunication....

-C

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Increase in Satanism

Honestly, I had nothing to do with it.

-C

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