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Welcome to this impersonal non-place, somewhere In-Between Minneapolis, Minnesota, and the internet. You can call me Zero. I'm a writer, a musician, and a demonologist. (Don't ask, it's a long story) One advantage is that all three occupations have the same monochromatic dress code, which makes Laundry Day pretty simple.

I'm not a vampire, but I don't prefer sleep or direct sunlight. I don't drink blood, I drink caffeine. Lots of it. So much that my my blood is corrosive. And flammable. Is that a super-power?

Reasons you might be here intentionally:

You may have heard of the book I'm working on: "The Demonslayer's Handbook". The manuscript is finished, but the book isn't for sale just yet. If it was, I'd have a great-big PURCHASE button for it right here. It's currently being reviewed and edited, while I research different methods of publishing and distribution. You can check out the Writing page to learn more about it.

Some of you might know me by my affiliation with the Minneapolis Metallic Northern-Rock Band; Jagged Spiral. I provide bass and vocals for the band. I should warn you that the FCC, the RIAA, D.A.R.P.A., Wal-Mart, and your parents would not approve of our lyrics or adult themes, not to mention our recording techniques. But, if you *must* know, click over to the Music page.

The rest of you are probably here for the blog. God knows why. Satan too, but they don't read my blog. Judging by the content there, they probably should.

Conrad Zero - Minneapolis Musician Author and Demonologist

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