What is the Cult of Zero? A Newsletter? Mailing List? Fan Club? Secret Society?
The Cult of Zero is a combination of all these things, but mostly it’s for people with a passion for dark stories, urban fantasy, and the occasional shot of undiluted, blood-red horror.
Signing up is easy. Simply fill in your name and e-mail address here:
How much does it cost?
Actually, it’s FREE. No cost at all. You can cancel anytime and 100% money-back if you aren’t completely satisfied.
What do I get for joining the Cult of Zero?
A FREE E-BOOK JUST FOR SIGNING UP! – Sign up and you’ll receive the short horror story “Pinky the Invisible Flying Pony Who Saves The World” as soon as it becomes available!
CONTESTS! – Members of the Cult of Zero will have opportunities to suggest ideas for story titles, character names, and particularly graphic ways to die. Prizes will range from cash (via PayPal) to books, to a cameo appearance in a story!
NEWSLETTER – Cultists will receive a newsletter a couple times each year, containing:
- Upcoming events (Book Release Dates, Signings, Tours, Presidential Lunches…)
- Replies to fan mail and answers to FAQs
- Contests / Giveaways / Special Offers
MORE FREE E-BOOKS! – You’ll receive e-book short stories and flash fictions of dark fiction/horror. No poetry, I promise!
COOLNESS – Were you one of the ‘cool kids’ who sat at the back of the school bus? Me neither. But when you join the Cult of Zero, you’ll get preferential treatment. You’ll get first shot at the contests and free stuff.
PSYCHIC ABILITIES – Cultists will know about events (book releases, readings, etc.) BEFORE THEY HAPPEN! How awesome is that?
“Right. You sound like a total hack trying to build a following of weak-minded worshipers.”
Damn it! You got me. OK, I’ll up the ante:
STOCK TIPS! – Become a millionaire with my amazing stock tips, buy all the books you want, and then you can pay someone to read them for you!
DIET TIPS – How to get rid of “Writer’s Butt”!
TRAVEL TIPS – Milwaukee on a Horror Author’s budget!
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE – Undangle your participles for increased performance!
Awesome! How do I sign up for the Cult of Zero?
Simply enter your name and e-mail in the boxes below and click Join the Cult of Zero! You’ll receive a confirmation e-mail from subscriptions at conradzero.com. Click the link in the e-mail to verify, and you are in! As a Thank You for signing up, the welcome e-mail will have an attachment of the short horror story “Pinky, The Invisible Flying Pony Who Saves The World.”
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