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Summoning A Demonologist
Here is a ritual you can use to summon a demonologist:
First, you must prepare the area. Clear the area of distractions and physical clutter. Smudge your computer, keyboard, and working space by burning sage, tobacco and/or legal documents.
Next, you should clean your body. Wash your hands at the very least.
Clear your mind. Let go of unwanted thoughts, or at least go act them out so they aren’t taking up space in your head.
Clear your bank account. Send all your $$ to conradzero.com via the handy Donate buttons at the bottom of each page.
Next, cast a circle around yourself and your computer and Draw the Corners deosil, not widdershins (be careful, because this can change depending on which side of the equator you happen to be on.)
Focus your intentions and type the e-mail with the utmost of concentration; mentally infusing each and every keystroke with the desired spiritual impact.
Address the e-mail to zero at conradzero.com
Click Send.
Break the circle, then Cakes and Ale.
