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Theoatmeal.com

February 1st, 2010

I’m not sure if I’ve cut back on linking out to other websites, or if I’ve just gotten more picky. Regardless, theoatmeal.com gets my endorsement for being one of the funniest websites I’ve ever seen. It ranks right up there with joecartoon.com Definitely worthy of the Ubercool rating here at conradzero.com.

A random sampling of awesome posts:

Theoatmeal.com is not only entertaining, but educational as well. Make sure to learn up on your apostrophes and semicolons.

Matthew Inman is the man behind the scenes at theoatmeal.com.  After you laugh your ass off there, make sure you buy him a cup of coffee.

waxsealYours Darkly,
-Conrad Zero

Categories: Cool Website, Ubercool

Your 2009 I.T. Christmas Gift – Free Software!

December 25th, 2009

Who would have thought it, but by day I’m a mild-mannered I.T. guy. As you can imagine, I get asked for software recommendations all the time. Free software on the internet is confusing for those who don’t constantly dabble, tinker, and have the occasional discovery of crapware that jacks their operating system. The names of softwares give you no clue about their quality. Some of the best software is poorly named  (“Spybot Search And Destroy”? “Malwarebytes Anti-malware”? Seriously?)  and even the most trustworthy-sounding software can be corrupt. Anyone who shivers at the mention of “AntiVirus 2007″ knows what I’m talking about.  People need help determining which programs can be trusted.

Last year I sent out an e-mail listing several free programs and services that I use often. Website services and software that I not only use and trust, but they are so good I’d consider buying the full version just to reward a job well-done. You can review the list from 2008 here, but I’ve revised the list and added some new items for the 2009 holiday season. I’ve also asked IT guru Saveau (Literally the guru’s guru) for his own wisdom in this area. With his help, I’ve compiled a list of software and services that have been tested and trusted by professionals… but most importantly, it’s all FREE.

The 2009 List of I.T. Approved FREE Website Services:

The following services require you to register a username/password. They should work for any computer that can browse the internet.

Gmail

Best. E-mail. Ever.

Google Docs

Free online alternative to Microsoft Word/Excel/PowerPoint

Picassa and Flickr

Free online picture storage and sharing.

Pandora

Internet radio that tailors itself to your listening. Thumbs up/down on each song helps the radio station learn your musical taste.

Evernote

Consider Evernote a hard drive upgrade for your brain. Store notes, webpage clips, pictures and more. Tag, sort and lookup is a breeze.

Delicious

Use delicious.com to store all your bookmarks so you’ll never lose them. Tag and sort your bookmarks. Make your bookmarks public or private. Search through others public bookmarks.

Download.com

This site redirects you to download.cnet.com which is a great source for reliable free software, you’ll find many of the recommendations here can (and should) be downloaded from download.com

The 2009 List of I.T. Approved FREE Software:

Mesh.com

Windows only. This software/service from Microsoft creates a folder on your computer that automagically synchronizes with your account on the internet. Can you say Fully Automated Backup? Can haz 5GB of storage space? Yes, you can haz. Better yet, any other computers connected to your mesh will be auto-synchronized too. Not good enough? How about this: Your data in the mesh is available on any computer running windows – just log into your online account.  Still not enough? How about this: You can remote control any of your computers currently connected to your mesh. If that isn’t good enough for you, stop reading now.

CCleaner

Formerly known as Crap Cleaner, this program cleans junk off your hard drive that even Windows “Disk Cleanup” utility won’t. Run this before doing a virus scan or hard drive defrag.

AVG AntiVirus and Avast! AntiVirus

Saveau swears by Avast! and I’ve used and recommended AVG for people who don’t want to shell out for off-the-shelf AntiVirus. I use Norton Corporate AV at home, and I know plenty of people who use Symantec, McAffee, or ESET NOD32 AntiVirus. I don’t think it really matters so much which anti-virus program you use, but you really should have one. Only one. Do not load more than one anti-virus program unless it’s your last resort.

Spybot Search and Destroy and Malwarebytes AntiMalware and SUPERAntiSpyware

These three poorly named anti-spyware programs are designed to get rid of things your AntiVirus program never dreamed of.  Part of my standard “tune up” is to run CCleaner then  Malwarebytes AntiMalware, then the installed AntiVirus program. For more intensive cleanup download Spybot, Malwarebytes AND SuperAntiSpyware. Install and run all of them until they all come back clean. Yes, this takes a long time. Yes, I’ll be glad to do this for you. Yes, I charge by the hour.

AShampoo CD/DVD/BluRay Burning Software

Don’t upgrade this program. The updated version only works for a limited time unless you pay. The free version is what you want. Ashampoo is easy to use,  burns anything to anything, and it isn’t a background hog or “notice whore” like Nero and Roxio.

Rocketdock

Windows XP only (Vista and Mac already have this). Rocketdock adds the lovely “dock” to your desktop that Mac made famous.

LClock

For Windows XP. Significantly improves the usefulness of the Windows XP clock. Change the color and font of the clock. Change to 24-hour time. Micro-tweak position of the digits. Add in the day of the week.  Click on the clock and a calendar pops up. Imagine that! (Microsoft didn’t.)

K-Lite Mega Codec Pack

K-Lite allows your computer to play back every form of non-mechanical media known to have been in use in this sector of the galaxy.  Ever.  It will integrate with Windows Media Player, or use the included Media Player Classic, or both, and runs without issue on XP, Vista, and Windows 7.  It can even allow older, slower computers to play back some modern HD content. If you run into a media file that Windows won’t play or you get a “missing codec” error, you need this program.

TeamViewer

I’ve never used TeamViewer but I’m going to start, because it sounds like a useful utility and Saveau gives it his blessing. TeamViewer allows you to set up a remote session on any other PC with an internet connection by simply having them read off the session ID and password when they launch TeamViewer on their end.  Makes it simple to help people with computer problems from remote.

Partition Master

Partition Master is made by  Easeus, a company which makes some fine products according to Saveau.  Partition Master stands in quite nicely for the more well-known commercial product Partition Magic.

Disc Copy and Clonezilla

Disc Copy is another Easeus product endorsed by Saveau, and I can vouch for Clonezilla. Both programs are free knockoffs of the popular Norton Ghost and Acronis True Image – They allow the user to make a complete duplicate of their hard drive. Operating system, installed programs and all. Disc Copy has a limitation of copying only to a drive of equal or greater size – but since most people will be doing precisely this, it shouldn’t pose a problem.  Clonezilla is a linux based copy program using a command line interface and is awkward to use but very flexible, allowing you to clone to and from pretty much anything. Clonezilla is the only disc cloning utility I’ve found that will clone drives with a bootable Linux OS installed.

Feel free to pass this list on to others. If I missed anything, feel free to post in the comments.

-Zero

Categories: Software, Ubercool

Suzanne Vega Live in Minneapolis Aug 24-26

August 21st, 2009

Its kind of like pointing out that Water = Wet, but in a sea of singer-songwriters, Suzanne Vega is the best by far. There’s very very few people on this planet who deserve to be called a ‘musical genius’, and fewer still who would dare to make a stop here in Minneapolis, but Suzanne Vega is coming to town next week for 3 shows at the Dakota Jazz Club and Restaurant.  Aug 24 through the 26th.

Here are some video clips from a recent live show. At the very least listen to song #1 Gypsy and you will understand why when I die, I want to come back as Suzanne Vega, just to experience how her brain works.

-Zero

Categories: Concerts, Cool Events, Ubercool

Half Off of Power Balladz Show Tix!

May 20th, 2009

You gotta love the 80’s. Like your weird roommate in college, the 80’s were…  unique… memorable. For those too young to have experienced the 80’s firsthand, here’s your chance to see and hear what you missed.

The new theater production at the LAB (Formerly the Guthrie Lab) will be a cultural awareness event of epic proportions.  The show is called Power Balladz, and runs from May 28 to June 28th 2009. It includes teased hair, colored lights, fog, spandex, and no less than THREE Freddie Mercurys.

The 50% off code for shows between May 28 and May 31 is ROCKSTAR.

Tix list around 30 bucks, but my sources have provided me a discount code that will knock HALF OFF the list price for shows between May 28th and May 31st. The 50% off code for shows between May 28 and May 31 is ROCKSTAR. Simply enter that code when buying your tix and you get them for half price.

Read the American Rockovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 at www.rockstimulusplan.org and know that you are doing your part to help stimulate the American economy.

Then, get your tix at: www.powerballadz.com

Power Balladz Flier

50% off Power Balladz tickets for the May 28 – May 31st shows at the LAB. (previously the Guthrie Lab) The 50% off code is ROCKSTARwww.powerballadz.com

May 28 through June 28, Power Balladz is a rock n’ roll extravaganza featuring some of the greatest songs ever written by man, woman and/or beast. The show skewers and celebrates 80’s rock – the musicianship the glam, the poetry and the spandex.

Three great rock singers, a full band, lots of lights, a fog machine, video projection and more knowledge about power ballads than is necessary (or recommended). Throw in some comedy, teased hair, three Freddie Mercurys and a t-shirt cannon and theatergoers will leave the show if not cultured, certainly entertained.

The song list includes the following classic hits:

  • Bon Jovi – “Wanted, Dead or Alive”
  • Night Ranger – “Sister Christian”
  • Guns n’ Roses – “November Rain”
  • Poison – “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”
  • Mötley Crüe – “Home Sweet Home”
  • Styx – “Come Sail Away”
  • Journey – “Faithfully”
  • Heart – “Alone”
  • Ozzy Osbourne/Lita Ford – “Close My Eyes Forever”
  • Scorpions – “Winds of Change”
  • Aerosmith – “Dream On”
  • Meat Loaf – “Anything For Love”
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Freebird”
  • Queen – “We Are The Champions”

The show will also feature a medley of other favorites as voted on by fans on the show’s web site, www.powerballadz.com.

Categories: Cool Events, Ubercool

Interview with Nation Undead’s Patrick Pierson

April 26th, 2009

Disclaimer Addendum (29 Apr 2009) – There’s been a lot of noise about the amazing similarity between the current Swine Flu pandemic and the story behind the Nation Undead website I cover in this blog post.  Patient Zero, the rise and spread of “Respiren Flu” and it’s cure “Toxicil” are astonishingly close to the rise and spread of the Swine Flu.

I can assure you that these  similarities  are coincidental.  If anything, the Swine Flu is ripping off the Nation Undead backstory, since Nation Undead has been around since Aug 2008

-Zero

What would happen if there was a concerted effort to organize and direct the mindless slew of independent videos bombarding the internet? What if there was a master plan to give independent filmmakers around the world a united purpose or focus?

What if it involved Zombies?

Patrick Pierson and the team at Nation Undead have taken this idea, put it in the blender with a flu pandemic, questionable pharmaceuticals (See the Toxicil add, right) and military intervention, and hit upon true creative genius. nationundead.com is a collaborative effort for filmmakers, musicians and other creatives to work on small pieces of a larger project.

NationUndead.com is a website dedicated to collecting the stories of all independent filmmakers as they create and film several stories within the larger framework of the Nation Undead universe.
www.nationundead.com

The scope of the project in Nation Undead is a story of a virus that spreads through the United States, culminating in a full-scale zombie infestation.

I got the opportunity to ask Nation Undead’s Patrick Pierson a few questions about the site.

What were the inspirations for Nation Undead?

There are so many inspirations that birthed this project. First of all what I really wanted to do was create a platform for independent filmmakers to collaborate and share their ideas. There are quite a few film related web sites that are out there and available to show your work but the problem is much of your work gets lost in jumbles of content. With Nation Undead I really wanted something more specific, a place where your work is not just viewed its celebrated. I’m a big fan of the horror genre, obviously the zombie genre, but more importantly smart horror. There is so much that can be told with a story like this that can transcend beyond horror and even relate to other genres. With the concept created for Nation Undead I wanted to invite all of film and not just one aspect of it. There are a ton of awful horror films that are out there and I wanted to encourage a more intelligent stage for that creativity.

When did Nation Undead start and how is it doing so far?

Nation Undead started on paper a little over a year ago. It became a fully functional and realized idea in August of 08. The growth has been progressive. We knew that introducing this kind of project would take awhile to fully blossom. Our main focus is the content itself, a website can’t really live and be respected if the content doesn’t come from a place of passion. I hear so much about crowd sourcing lately, in fact many reviews have suggested that we are helping pioneer that process, the problem with that is that everyone is guiding people to content that is a waste of time. Its almost as if telling people about your film is more important then the film itself. I strongly believe that at the end of the day its creative well done work that wins out. I think quite a few people come to the website and think ‘wait a minute, I actually have to put some effort into my submission’. In that respect people are thinking more patiently about their approach which I’m very happy about.

Do videos have to pass any kind of pre-viewing or acceptance test? Are there limits on the quality of the production? Do all videos make it into the project?

The content submitted should be about as liberal as free speech. If we put too many constraints on creativity ideas can’t grow. The acceptance comes from the community through opinion. As I stated before people look at the current submissions and realize this is not a free for all, by that I mean you actually have to care about what you contribute. One thing I believe that’s severely missing with content driven sites is an invitation to be intelligent. Its not that people are not smart its basically the website that does not give them credit for it. If your film looks as if it came from a real place of creativity then it belongs on the site. Of course if a submission uploaded is titled ‘Cum Explosion’ that will probably be taken down, there are certain rules.

Are there ways for people other than filmmakers and musicians to get involved?

Absolutely. One of the features on the site is to upload scripts on the ‘In Production’ feature. One of the users on the site is blowing us all away with what he is producing. Its like he has a new script everyday and his ideas know no end. The funny thing is his day job is working at Walmart, he just so happens to be a talented writer. Those are the things that make the biggest impression on me, creating a concept that people really take a hold of and creatively grow. There are also places for concept art, image uploads and you can also blog on your own personal profiles.

I notice the music is released under Creative Commons licensing, did you consider other options and why did you decide to go with the CC licensing?

That would be our programmers decision. In terms of any future funding we need to be as legal as it gets. The internet is loaded with such disregard to legalities these days that product has no worth. The copyright infringement is astoundingly audacious.

Could you elaborate on the “Backstage Pass” idea, and how that originated?

One of the most interesting aspects of film is the process. I almost just buy films these days based on their special features. I often find that the process of putting together a film can be just as interesting as the finished piece. The backstage pass feature allows filmmakers to upload their entire journey with their film, everyone gets to see how you made it if you wish. The media that can be attached is limitless, you can upload your script, storyboard, any kind of ‘making of’ videos and you can even upload the entire film again with commentary. Another reason for this is just simply a reinforcement of the submissions that go on the site. There is nothing worse then letting your baby go to just float around in cyber space, here you can nurture your film and constantly add to its value.

How long will the Nation Undead project continue? Are there any deadlines? Is there an end date when Nation Undead is “Finished”?

At first there was the idea of having more of a fixed deadline. That idea is still in the process. Were finding that the project is in fact bigger then expected. A project that takes on the whole country can be a mighty big task indeed. The great thing is that there is also a massive interest over seas, of which I’m sure its appropriate to say ‘Nations Undead’ has already been written. Once the interest level is high enough with enough filmmakers savvy to the project we will be able to address deadlines.

Are there larger plans for a finished work? Perhaps a full-length movie of the compiled videos?

Absolutely. The whole back story has gotten really intriguing. We had users write in bios for particular characters that are involved in the Nation Undead universe and it was incredible. We are in the process of writing the pilot for studio shopping because that story will obviously need a budget. The backstory kind of operates like the fall of AIG for instance, Everything that corporation did effected people on many levels. The corporation has its own story where as the personal foreclosure stories are the films submitted to the site. The films submitted by filmmakers will be put together in a collaboration of the very best, those filmmakers will be contacted and be negotiated with.

Are there plans to use this collaborative effort for other genres or story ideas?

We have a few but to be honest you can make a submission out of practically any genre. A local director is actually shooting a motorcycle western in the badlands based on Zone 8: Migration. The zombie genre was specifically used because of its flexibility and continuity. It would be a great deal harder to do say ‘aliens’ because everyone would have different interpretations. Zombies are easy, look pale, dark eyes and a ton of blood looks pretty consistent.

Any plans for Nation Undead to include real-world interaction, meetups, or Alternate Reality Gaming?

There are plenty tricks up our sleeve. Using this kind of application opens up a new level of digital guerrilla theater. We are working on an iPhone application that’s pretty mind blowing, of which I cant say ;) . Eventually we would like to set up a sort of moving set such as a military base. All of the filmmakers with their crews and cast from those areas would meet up and help make several films in the same location. Each filmmaker would get a set time where everyone focuses on their film and becomes the extras on the military base. Pretty exciting stuff.

My Experience on Nation Undead

Nation Undead’s clever use of crowd sourcing is setting the standard for an entirely new genre of collaborative entertainment.

I joined the madness on nationundead.com and set up a profile. It’s the  standard-issue username/password/e-mail/avatar. Reading through the overarching story doesn’t take long, but there’s more backstory on the site’s wiki and a useful forum and faq for questions.

Uploading music was quick and easy. (Just make sure you own the rights to the music!) The upload process lets you give a description of the music and pick the type of creative commons license you want, which is very slick. I posted the instrumental versions of all songs on Jagged Spiral’s “Days From Evil” album. Now all Nation Undead contributors can use our songs to score their films.

Filmmakers can upload their movies, (movie time limit is 7 minutes) Musicians can upload their songs, graphic artists can upload their pix, screenwriters can upload scripts, and people can ask questions and contribute through the forums. Forum responses are mostly same-day.

The Official Resources page has video clips and graphics you can use in your movie. This adds a greater level of consistency to the overall project.

Nation Undead is a fabulous idea. The resources to make simple indie movies are widely available, but no one knows what to DO with them. With nationundead.com, budding filmmakers around the world who have a video camera, a couple friends and a couple gallons of fake blood can take part in a fun project. (Hint: Don’t have fake blood? Shoot your video in black and white and use chocolate syrup.)

Nation Undead’s clever use of crowd sourcing is setting the standard for an entirely new genre of collaborative entertainment.

PS: Just make sure to score your film with music from Jagged Spiral!

Video Game Review – Jade Empire

March 12th, 2009

Poster for Jade Empire

There’s two distinct advantages to waiting a few years after a game’s release before you pick it up:

  • The price will be low
  • The system requirements will be laughable. (Unless you never upgrade your computer)

Case in point is Bioware’s Jade Empire released in 2005. Fate laid a copy of Jade Empire in my path for a measily two dollars (plus tax)  Hey, I’m only human right? Some would argue that statement, since I put in 29 Hours and 31 minutes over a 4-day marathon of gameplay and finished the game.  Somehow I also managed to work my full-time job. There was time in there for bathroom breaks and caffeine power-ups, but no sleeping that I remember.

Those who played Neverwinter Nights will recognize the game engine and controls, although much has been simplified and streamlined for your pleasure. Combat is reduced to three options: Attack, Block, and Power Attack. These function in a Rock-Paper-Scissors format:

  • Block avoids Attack
  • Attack cancels Power Attack
  • Power Attack beats Block

There’s also Chi, a spirtual ability which can be used for healing and applied to some attacks to make them more powerful. You also have Focus, which slows down time and allows you to move faster than your enemies.  Focus and Chi aren’t unlimited, and should be used sparingly during combat.

The Good

Jade Empire gameshot

The real beauty of this game lie in its simplicity. For example, there’s very little inventory to manage. No armor. No potions. No weapons. You have a list of fighting styles that you’ve learned. If you learn a dual-sword technique, you have dual swords. No encumbrance, no shuffling equipment onto and off from pack mules. No running into town to sell off a bunch of stuff to make room for more stuff. You do have some magic gems which augment your abilities, and some ‘plot items’ which are simply keys to finishing certain tasks, but there’s nothing to be replenished or reloaded except your Mind, Body and Spirit.

Despite some yawnable cliche’s (see below) the story was top notch. Definitely not a writer’s strike going on when this game was made. Interesting, funny and lovable characters, who had some believable interactions and entertaining conversations. Throughout the game I could turn to Henpecked Hau for a lengthy and entertaining conversation. A turning point in the story comes when you finally confront the Emperor himself - what happens is something you will *never* see coming.

The Role Playing was the best I’ve seen in a game. Lots of discussions, and dialog options, and choices of how to specifically phrase your replies. For example, you might get the following four different ways to say “Yes”:

  • Yes, your most worshipful Emperorness.
  • Yes.
  • For Gods sakes, Yes! Now quit asking me stupid questions!
  • [Charm] Oh yeah you big stallion!

This much dialog might be a turn-off for those who just want things to Line Up And Die, but I thought it was fun. It really let me get into my character’s motivations and let me mold my character into what I wanted. More specifically a Cold-Blooded-Yet-Smoking-Hot-Asian-Female-Assassin. Duh.

The game world is ”based on” China.  The alternate language that occurs in the game is called Tho Fan, created specifically for the game by Canadian linguist Wolf Wikeley.

If it looks like China and it sounds like China… Fine, I’ll say it, the game takes place in China. Regardless, it is steeped in Eastern Philosophy, which gives it some great quotes. Here are some of the more memorable ones:

  • The Wheel of Life must turn!
  • Ask not where the path leads. Instead ask why the path is there.
  • If we aren’t drinking we should be fighting.

The Bad

I had to turn the music down. Yeah, it fits the mood and all, but I need to be able to hear if a 20-foot tall stone golem is trying to sneak up on me.

The plot was good despite the cliche’s, but they were there. Ever play a game where you die and have to fight your way out of the underworld?  Yeah, me too. Ever played a game where you are forced to fight a copy of your own character? Yeah, it’s probably the first module every D&D GameMaster thinks up. Ever hear the plot, ‘Local peasant rises up to defeat the evil draconian overlord?’ You can check, but I think that might have been done already.

Jade Empire screenshot

The game engine had a couple minor quirks. I got used to the limitations of the camera quickly. There is a very limited range of up/down motion with the camera, and no way to zoom the camera in or out. That said, the camera was positioned ‘just right’ for most of the game. Mostly. I did run into several places where the camera got stuck pointing straight down about a foot off the ground. Not very useful. I had to watch the map in the corner of the screen and move to a section with some stairs, and that would jar the camera back to the correct position.

Jade Empire takes the “I” out of AI.  Even on ‘Master’ and ‘Jade Master’ difficulty settings, the bad guys didn’t seem to have any attacking style. They seem to perform a randomized combination of Block/Attack/Power Attack. Enemies you aren’t directly targeting don’t go out of their way to hit you, like they want to wait their turn for your full attention or something.

The Upshot

Jade Empire is a fun console-ported-to-PC game, with an interesting blend of Hack-N-Slash mixed with Role Playing, all steeped in an Alternate Eastern Mythology. Simplified combat and no inventory put the focus back on gameplay where it belongs.

The Twitter Review

Just completed *Jade Empire* 29hrs 31min total, I kicked that game’s ass in 4 days! What an awesome game! It was like being in a movie!

Categories: Review, Ubercool, Video Games

Movie Preview – Blood: The Last Vampire

March 10th, 2009

Anime fans will be excited to hear that Hollywood is turning some of the more popular animes into live-action movies. Akira and Ghost in the Shell are on the way, but the first to arrive on the big screen is Blood: The Last Vampire. (One of my personal favorites.)

Thanks much to FirstShowing.net.

Categories: Ubercool, Videos

Merry Christmas 2008 Free Software

December 18th, 2008

As a Christmas present to you all, I’ve compiled this list of 10 Free Sofwares and Services for your computing needs. As an IT guy, I’ve tested and trusted these programs over the last year, so I can vouch for their non-evilness. (Just make sure you’re downloading them from the right site!)

Here they are, in no particular order:

#1 – Gmail ( www.gmail.com )

Ditch Microsoft Office!  Gmail is a must-have.  The mail program alone is awesome, allowing you 7GB of mail, built-in antivirus, excellent spam filtering, tagging and searching ability, auto responder, etc…, but they keep adding features that make it an all-in-one replacement for Microsoft Office on your home computer.  Google Docs gives you the ability to create, edit and save Word Documents, PowerPoint Presentations, and Excel Spreadsheets.  Google Chat allows text, audio and now even video chats between people (much like Skype).  The Calendar function can send you SMS or e-mail notices of events. It does Contacts and Tasks too.  No software to install on your computer, all the data is kept online, so there’s no need to back-up, and it’s available from any internet-connected computer.

#2 – Evernote ( www.evernote.com )

Ditch OneNote!  Evernote is a place to create your own database of information – store text, drawings, task lists, webpage clips, recipes, meeting notes, pictures and screenshots, random thoughts and have them all tagged, labeled, and easy to search.  Those who already use Microsoft’s fabulous OneNote program will want to switch to Evernote.  Why? Because instead of a file on your computer, your data lives on Evernotes online servers, available through their website from any computer connected to the internet.  Better yet, they have a local program that you can install on any computer, mobile phone or pocket pc, and use offline, and it can SYNCRONIZE with the online data.

#3 – Delicious (www.delicious.com )

Ditch bookmarks!  Delicious allows you to save website bookmarks in an online account.  Never lose your bookmarks again, and make them available from any computer.  Share your bookmarks with others, and see how many people have bookmarked the same links.  Check out their simple-to-install buttons for Internet Explorer and Firefox which makes saving bookmarks easy. Tip: Use igoogle.com as your homepage, and add the delicious bookmark gadget, and your bookmarks are available as soon as you open your browser.

#4 – CCleaner ( www.ccleaner.com )

Windows only. Ditch your virtual garbage!  Formerly known as “Crap Cleaner” this program does what it says, it cleans up unneeded files on your hard drive.

#5 – AVG AntiVirus (http://free.grisoft.com/ )

Ditch MacAfee and Norton!  AVG is *FREE* AntiVirus Software.  Nuff said. Windows only, apparently Mac and Linux don’t get viruses.

#6 – Spybot Search and Destroy (http://www.download.com/Spybot-Search-amp-Destroy/3000-8022_4-10122137.html?tag=mncol )

Ditch Spyware!  A horribly named program, but it works really well.  Gets rid of all the things AntiVirus does not. It always finds things, even on brand new computers, clears out junky programs and cookies.  Takes forever to run, but can improve your computer’s performance.  Install it Before you have problems. Windows only.

#7 – Jagged Spiral: Days From Evil ( www.jaggedspiral.com/merch.html )

Ditch Metallica! Jagged Spiral is way better.   Download their debut album Days From Evil for free; just follow this link and scroll down to “Days From Evil Downloadable Tracks”

#8 – Songbird ( www.getsongbird.com )

Ditch I-tunes!  Songbird works with all operating systems, your I-pod, other audio devices, and your existing music library.  It’s a strange musicplayer/webbrowser hybrid, so it has a few tricks up its sleeve.  It can display song lyrics, artist news, flickr pictures, and even concert info auto-magically as it changes songs!  It even links to where you can purchase concert tickets.  Songbird is open source software (by the same nice people who brought you Firefox) so there’s plenty of user-generated plugins and color themes for it. All operating systems.

#9 – AShampoo CD/DVD/BluRay Burning Software (http://www.download.com/Ashampoo-Burning-Studio-Free/3000-2646_4-10776287.html )

Ditch Roxio and Sonic!  AShampoo is really easy to use, powerful, and most importantly; it’s FREE. Windows only.

#10 – Google Earth ( http://earth.google.com/ )

Ditch Google Maps!  Google Earth is an amazing program that lets you scroll around the world with a camera’s eye view that you can mark up, add pictures, notes, reviews, and share them with the world.  Download sightseeing tours, create and zoom through 3D models of cities, and make sure to Track Santa’s Progress on Christmas Eve! Note: Your computer will need some horsepower to run this application…

#11 – Rocketdock (http://rocketdock.com )

Ditch desktop shortcuts!  Windows XP users who are jealous of the cool ‘dock’ launcher on Mac and Windows Vista can have their own using Rocketdock.

#12 – LClock (http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=157465 )

It’s really simple. The Windows clock sits on the taskbar and when you put the cursor over it, you’re supposed to get the date.  Amazingly this does not always happen. Windows 95/98/ME/2000/XP ALL have this problem.  The problem was solved with Windows Vista, but thankfully, a Smart person created LClock so we don’t have to upgrade to a new operating system just to get a clock that works. Run LClock and you will actually get the date when you hover your cursor over the time, click the time and a calendar of the current month pops up.  Scroll back and forth through the months.  Configure the color, font and position of your clock, switch to military time, etc.  Basically all the things Windows clock should have done 13 years ago…

So there you go, a virtual boatload of Christmas Free-Softwareness, tested and approved by yours truly. Check back next year for more. If I missed anything make sure to leave a comment below.

Merry Christmas,

-Conrad Zero

Categories: Software, Ubercool

2007 – Year in Review

January 9th, 2008

2007 won’t go down in the history books as a particularly memorable year, although with little competition from the previous 200x years, I would say 2007 wasn’t that bad.

Things Worth Raving About In 2007:

The Demonslayer’s Handbook – The story was finished in the middle of 2007.  I set it aside, and came back to it over the 2007 Christmas break, and re-re-re-read the whole thing cover to cover. It is ready for beta test-readers and feedback, and perhaps one more round of revision before I subject it to an editor.

jaggedspiral.com The website got a MAJOR overhaul, and I personally programmed every last line of HTML/CSS by hand using an esoteric combination of Notepad++ and Adobe GoLive. Thanks to James for the new, shiny band logo.

Days From Evil the debut album from Jagged Spiral, two-years in the making and finally released at the end of 2007. Each track from the album was released one at a time on the internet (FOR FREE) over the last 9 weeks of 2007. Click here and scroll down for the download links. Fans can use the “donate” buttons on the website to set any price on the album they like. Note that Radiohead took the same approach with their 2007 release, “In Rainbows”.

Nine Inch Nails marketing genius. The Alternate Reality Game / Marketing behind the Nine Inch Nails release “Year Zero” was nothing short of genius. Trent Reznor remembered that an album is more than just an album, it’s an experience. The more you can add to that experience for the fans, the better. In the case of Year Zero, the album is great on it’s own, (and if you haven’t heard “Capital G“, you’re missing out) but the experience of the online phenomenon/pseudo-conspiracy pushed this album to the top for 2007, and showed the rest of the world how it’s done.

i-[fill in the blank] In 2007, “i” became the new “e”. Pretty much anything that started with “i” in 2007 was something you shoulda bought stock in. i-Pod, i-Tunes, i-Phone…

Things Worth Ranting About In 2007:

The 35W Bridge Collapse. I was surprised at the reaction of many Americans to this disaster, specifically the reactions of those NOT involved. If there is a house fire in Minnesota, you generally don’t call everyone you know and tell them that *you* are alright simply because you live in a house in Minnesota too.  The bridge hadn’t even finished collapsing and bloggers were posting announcements that they and their families were OK, and tweeting on twitter.com to update their status as “Uninjured”. Someone should come up with a name for this strange behavior…

If you talk to anyone in Minnesota besides myself, they will tell you they JUST drove over the bridge moments before it collapsed. That’s about 4,919,478 people, which pretty much explains *why* it collapsed.

DRM = Dumb RIAA Morons.  As much as I railed against the horrific, poisonous, anti-consumeristic atrocity that is DRM, you simply can’t stop what the consumers want. It’s obvious that people want music, and they want to get it through theinternet, badly enough to put up with DRM, and are willing to let the RIAA force a square peg into a round hole.

Too bad for music fans, but it looks like DRM is here to stay. Sorry, but I did my best…

Things To Look Forward To In 2008:

More stories from yours truly. Because the Demonslayer’s Handbook is written, my inner writer gets laid off for a while and my inner editor takes over. But every now and again I have to shift between the left and right brains, so I plan on letting my inner writer out of the basement periodically to work up some short horror stories…

The End of Ze World. Well, if we assume that Nostradamus made some kind of mathematical error. Otherwise, we’ll have to wait until 21 Dec 2012 also known as Doomsday 2012.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Not that I want to get my hopes up too much, but hey, it’s too late. 22 May 2008 Baby!

Guitars, not DJs. DJs are dead. Good riddance. Long live guitars!

Jagged Spiral LIVE Look out world! Jagged Spiral is coming to a town near you! (…as long as you live near Minneapolis.) The band already held court at a private party back in October, and the first official public performance at Stasiu’s on December 11th. Look out for two upcoming shows, at Club Underground on Thursday 31 Jan 2008 , and a Battle of the Bands at the Dinkytowner on 10 Feb 2008! Check out the band blog for more details, pix, and future concert updates…

The Death of Emo

Art Is Resistance

-Zero

The Oblivion Gate is Shut. The dead keep it, but I closed it.

September 8th, 2007

A Review of the Video Game Oblivion

You might recall that I was playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion as an Axe-Wielding Barbarian, which was quite a shift in character for me.

Well, in the past year (60 game days) I have tracked down the king’s heir; Tiber Septim. I located the Amulet of Kings, relit the Dragon Fires, and enabled Tiber to vanquish the evil Lord Dagon. I have cast evil back into the shadows, and was treated to a lovely extended battle animation sequence, then proclaimed a Champion of Tamariel.

In the process, I joined a dozen secret societies, shut 14 oblivion gates, and killed off 1062 beings.

Blow me, Sims.

Oblivion has now been added to my list of completed video games.

Oblivion was simply a fantastic game from start to finish. A complete world to be immersed in and do whatever you please, regardless of the world-ending plot hanging over you. In fact, after defeating the Evil To End All Evils, the game does not stop. You could continue on and help out each and every person with a problem, or kill every living soul who crosses your path. The expansion packs: “The Shivering Isles” and the “Knights of the Nine” (which will be realeased in the Game Of The Year edition – Yes, Oblivion was Game Of The Year last year) means I can continue on my rampage of Killing For The Greater Good with new locations and quests, if I so choose.

Oblivion has smashing graphics, and a fantastic plot. There were so many quests, that I finally had to be picky with whom I aided, and in the end, I gave up all other quests to focus on the big one, or I might never finish:

“Sorry about those rats in your basement ma’am, but I have to go close some inter-dimensional rift in the time-space continuum…”

For the record, Oblivion has replaced F.E.A.R. as my Favorite Video Game. Here is the current list of my favorites:

Quake I (1996)
Half-Life I (1998)
F.E.A.R. (2005)
Oblivion (2006)

The game Deus Ex was a contender sometime between Half-Life and F.E.A.R., it was pretty good, but I lost interest in the game very near the end and never finished it.

It took a long time for anyone to beat the original Half-Life, and F.E.A.R. only did it by taking Half-Life and adding in some great level design, audio environment, spooky paranormal events, and the kick-ass effect of “Bullet Time” where you could slow time down momentarily and take out a roomful of bad guys by yourself.

Oblivion topped them all by creating huge, GPU-melting environments, and a open world, where you weren’t locked into a linear plot. You choose where you want to go, and what you want to do. If you want to take up a skill you don’t have yet, just start doing it. The more you do, the better you get.

Now, I’m on the lookout for another game to sate my trigger finger, probably something SciFi, now that I’ve quested as an axe-wielding barbarian for about a year now. Tabula Rasa looks promising, as does Crysis. But, what I really want to do is fly an X-Wing with a squadron of online gamers against the Death Star…

KTHXBYE,
-CZ

Categories: Review, Ubercool, Video Games