Tuesday, November 30, 2004

CULTURE: Lucas Wants Christmas Special Banned

I see someone out there in cyberspace agrees with me.  Thanks to Suicide Girls for the post..

-C

 

 

Unable to slap some new CGI onto the 1978 "The Star Wars Holiday Special" to make it fit his "original vision," Lucas is calling for the special to be completely banned.

Moviemaker George Lucas wants his first Star Wars sequel banned, as he is so disappointed with its quality. The one-off, two-hour-long The Star Wars Holiday Special was originally screened on the CBS network in 1978 and tells the story of Chewbacca's journey home with Hans Solo to celebrate Life Day with his family. During the course of the much-maligned movie, Carrie Fisher's beautiful Leia is seen reducing Hans Solo and Luke Skywalker to tears with a song. A contributor on the Star Wars website comments, "The Holiday Special has always been the red-headed step child of the Star Wars family." While a source at LucasFilm adds, "The Holiday Special was the biggest f***-up ever. The Force was definitely not with Mr. Lucas the day that doozy was born."


One wishes he'd come to the same conclusion about the first two "prequels" which have done far more damage to the name “Star Wars” than the TV special.

Once again we see Lucas exercising creative control that Stanley Kubrick would have called megalomaniacal—he's not only changing parts of his films and denying fans the original work, but he's also attempting to entirely blot-out parts of his resume.

(Written by: jake_lex)


[SuicideGirls: News Wire]

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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

CULTURE: Notes on the Death of Liberal Arts

 

A liberal arts education was once considered the rule at the university. A student entering college could be expected to know something beyond their major—they had to be exposed to history, literature, mathematics, and science. They had to have a basic understanding of rhetoric and be able to communicate what they’ve learned through a variety of methods. Now, as universities have become focused on student's career needs, the model of a liberal arts education has begun to dwindle in the face of undergraduate business schools, specialized trade schools, and the growth of specialized cultural studies departments that supplement the notion of a “life-long scholar.”

Keynote speaker Raimond Gaita, a philosopher at King's College London, kicked off the conference with an anecdote about a gathering of leading philosophers at Leeds early in the Thatcher years, when universities felt under siege from the market-oriented conservative government. If a university eliminated its philosophy department, they told a junior government minister they had invited, it couldn't be called a university. "That's OK," the minister replied. "We'll call it something else."

But for Gaita, it's not just budget-cutting conservatives who must be defended against. He reserves a special scorn for academic leaders who have "debased" the academy by pretending that fields like Hospitality and Gaming Studies have a place at a university. A true liberal education, he says one in which learning is pursued for its own sake, and is based on the idea that broad literacy prepares students to act as educated, enlightened citizens requires a "community of scholars" who are not worried about job-placement rates, or the relevance of their work to government officials, and who view a life of scholarship "as a vocation," not simply a career. "We couldn't well imagine Socrates taking early retirement," Gaita said.[…]

A university's job, said [technologist Nicholas Negroponte, founder and chairman of the Media Lab at MIT], is to "promote creativity." Traditional academics delude themselves when they say that they must be cut off from practical fields like engineering and the business world to do the best work. Corporations come to places like MIT's Media Lab to encourage "high risk" work, and that's where universities have the potential to make real breakthroughs. Negroponte argued that all universities should abolish traditional departments, group scholars together, and require industry collaboration.

But not all scientists at the meeting were as blithely unconcerned. Vernon Rosario, who teaches psychiatry at the University of California at Los Angeles, said he worries that the next generation in his field is far too narrow, interested only in neuroscience and not the many other factors that go into psychiatry. He now assumes, he said, that his new residents in psychiatry have never read Freud.

Indeed, while an undergraduate degree in business can get you a job in middle management, it is almost impossible to enter into a M.B.A. program with a Bachelor of Business degree: most of the respected M.B.A. programs consider you “ruined.”

(Written by: christopher)


[SuicideGirls: News Wire]

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Friday, November 19, 2004

Adopt-A-Sniper

The name says it all.

Blog on,
-C

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Monday, November 15, 2004

Video Game Art

Virtual Artistic Genius.

Blog on,
-C

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Friday, November 12, 2004

A Valuable Lesson

OK, so today I learned a valuable lesson, which I thought I would pass along to you at no cost other than your time spent reading about it. Today, I received yet-another-message-designed-to-spread-fear-insecurity-and-paranoia. (This one involved a woman filling her car at a gas station, and an assailant who jumped in the backseat, etc...) I checked it out at snopes.com and discovered what I already knew, that this e-mail is as old as e-mail itself, and maybe (just maybe) based on a half-truth.

I hit Reply, and told this person (My Tae Kwon Do Instructor) that the e-mail was junk, and he shouldn't pass things along of this nature without checking them out, further, that it was better not to pass them along at all. Perhaps a touch cold, but certainly how I felt. I decided that he could send a retraction to Tae Kwon Do School if he thought it was necessary.

I was surprised when immediately after sending my reply, it returned to my own mailbox! On closer inspection, I realized when I hit Reply, the message went the the Entire Group at Yahoo.com!!!! All the students, All the other instructors. (Oh boy.)

Needless to say, I am still in shock, (just realized this ten minutes ago...) But the lesson I learned is this. In E-mail, when leaving phone messages, when writing letters, etc. Realize your communication could be repeated, forwarded, posted, blogged, recorded and shown on COPS, etc, so don't say something through other mediums that you wouldn't say to the person, um..., in person.

...and double check the address before you press Send...

Blog on,
-C

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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Buy Nothing Day

Historically, the day after Thanksgiving is one of the biggest shopping days of the year. The people who put together the "Buy Nothing Day" campaign are upset with the Zombie Consumerism Mentality they see peak at this time of year, the endless marketing hype, and the endless lines of consumers (re)acting like mindless automata.

Sadly, noone told the folks at BuyNothingDay that this is what you get when you mix Free Market + Stupid People. I could sell freeze-dried shit on E-Bay and some fool would buy it. And if I mixed it with carbonated water, a pound of sugar, a little Emo/Rap/Hip/Pop sound, a catchy name (Poopsie? Croak? ShittyPop?) some cool marketing catch phrases (Stick it to the MAN! Drink who you ARE! Drink ShittyPop!"), and showed a teenage midriff or two, PEOPLE WOULD LINE UP FOR IT!

While I agree it makes one want to revoke your American citizinship (See my other blog post about that below), taking it out on the retailers is NOT the solution.

Their suggestion to walk around the stores clogging the isles dressed as Zombies is hysterical, but the practice of buying a bunch of stuff and then returning it immediately over and over is misdirected and wrong. They should know by now the 'stick it to the man' tactics like that only rebound to hurt everybody EXCEPT those whom they are intended for.

If you are upset that the Consumerist Zombies buy everything from WalMart because its cheaper there, there are other things you can do than impeding their freedom to make an uninformed decision. (And if you can't think of any, then you are a different kind of Zombie, and no better than the consumerist ones...)

Blog on,
-C

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Thursday, November 04, 2004

Vote the Rock

Unhappy about the outcome of the US Presidental Election?

Do something about it!

Renounce your citizenship and move to another country! This article shows you your options. (No, I'm not happy about it either, but I'm not going to overdose on Prozac because one of the assholes running for president actually WON. At the very least, the rest of us remaining here won't have to hear you bitch anymore...)

Blog on,
-C

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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Lemmy Speaks

Lemmy (Need I even mention his last name? Do you know anyone else named Lemmy?) Speaks out about the US presidential election. He says,

They are all the same anyway. All politicians are bastards anyway — every one of them. It doesn't matter who you vote for you'll always have a s*** government. All they are after is themselves and their pockets. They are all lying, cheating bastards

I couldn't agree more. I voted today, and I can happily tell you I did not vote for any Republi-crats, (nor did I vote for Raplh Nader).

I voted for Cthulhu, "Why vote for the lesser evil?"

Vote on,
-C

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