Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Tech Support

I guess this is funnier if you have ever had to deal with tech support. Warning! Adult Language. NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

Hold on,
-C

Labels: Funny, NSFW

Posted by Zero1:32 PM

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Office of Civilian Radioactive Waste Management

Why does this agency need a website?

-C

Labels: Funny

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Monday, September 27, 2004

The Rome Depot

OK, this is funny and all, but I'm not sure what to say about it. I ran across this site while doing a search for flamethrowers on Google. (Research; Don't ask...)

Flame on,
-CZ

Labels: Cool Website, Funny

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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

The Web Economy Bullshit Generator

The title will probably keep many people out, but it does just what it says. My favorites?

disintermediate transparent infomediaries
engage ubiquitous applications

And my favorite adjective is definitely "Best-of-Breed". I think that's right up there with calling Used Cars "Pre-Owned", or saying "The Best [fill in the blank] in it's class." Absolute marketing genius.

Just remember, if you can't cut it as a security guard, you can always fall back on a career in marketing...

Synergize on,
-C

Labels: Business Phenomena, Cool Website, Funny

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The Truth about Dasani

I am SHOCKED AND AMAZED that DASANI IS JUST PLAIN TAP WATER! I cannot Believe the AUDACITY of the Coca-Cola company to misrepresent its product by selling me "Pure" Water with street-credibility as a hip-trendy-and-fashonibly-cool lifestyle choice, only to find out it's no different that water out of my own tap! Next, we will discover that Tommy Hilfiger jeans are the same as regular jeans with a fancy label and hefty price tag!

Gargle on,
-C

Labels: americans, consumerism, Funny, Uncool Products

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