Monday, November 19, 2007

(Wet) Dream Job - SPAM copy writer

Those of you who don't have e-mail are missing out. A trip through my spam-filter revealed these beauties:

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And there was one I wouldn't even post here, although it did include the word "twat" which you really don't hear much anymore.

I couldn't help but wonder who comes up with these things. There must be a group of people who sit around and drink together and hash out ideas like this, and make pictures like this: