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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Killer Meat Stick

Why are people so down on Spam? I mean, take this gem that I received this morning:


Would you like to have a killer meat stick? If you do, Penis Enlarge Patch should be for you.

http://www.tudart.com/


Now this is funnier than a lot of the 'funny' e-mails I get from people. I'm thinking Jagged Spiral should change its name to "Killer Meat Stick". It has some punch to it; memorable, with a certain air of urgency and a keen marketing sensibility.

Surprisingly, the website is really real (No, I did not click the link, I took another way round). A company called "Advanced Laboratories Inc" (Wow, that sounds pro) has a patch for sale that makes your meat stick a Killer. The website is a strange mashup of a Claritin commercial, soft porn, and a medical horror novel. Kind of reminded me of this, possibly the best movie trailer of all time:



KTHXBYE,
-CZ

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