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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Chop off the Long Tail

All right, Everybody out of the fucking Internet Pool, it's time for a talk.

No more using the phrase 'long tail'

I fucking mean it. You, you, you Internet People (and You know of whom I speak) need to dial it back. I've never read so many people going out of their way, I mean WAY out of their way to use a useless phrase before.

And Bruce? Yes you, Mr. Springsteen. I see you are still trying to be the Voice of America. I told you to knock that shit off back when you tried to cash in on the 9-11 tragedy. Let's not have me tell you again, shall we? Your punishment is to go here and click on The Trooper, and listen to some Real music.

And while yer at it, write Rolling Stone some hate mail too. They proclaimed Stadium Arcadium as the second best album of 2006. I know 2006 was a shit year for music, but it wasn't That bad.

Sorry to laden you with homework, but you also should check this out.
Thanks to Jeff for the linkage...

Blog on,
-CZ

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