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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Centipede Vs Tarantula

I have a simple rule - Anything living in my house with more than 4 legs must die. Spiders? Ants? Mosquitoes? Woodticks? While this rule should put paramecium at the top of my list (*They* might call them cilia, but they are appendages that help you traverse, so who do you think you're fooling? They're Legs.) I would have to see it first.

For instance, if I saw one of these running around...(Watch the video.)

...well, I don't own a shotgun, but I would have to borrow one.

Snakes? Snakes don't bother me. Matter of fact, I will probably go see Snakes on a Plane, simply because it has Snakes on a Plane. But shit what's got more'n four legs? That just ain't natural.

And I'm moving to the freaking moon after watching this.

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-CZ

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