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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Blood and Coffee

This conversation took place at work today. More or less. I don't actually remember much of it.

Coworker: "How's it going Conrad?"

Me: "mmmm...."

Coworker: "You take your coffee black?"

Me: "Yeah, it's the scalding heat and bad taste that actually keeps me awake. I'm immune to caffeine."

Coworker: "You know, maybe if you injected the coffee right into your veins it would work better, heh!"

Me: "mmm..."

Coworker: "That reminds me, I gave blood the other day, and I swear chocolate came out! heh! Have you ever given blood?"

Me: "I can't. My blood would kill a normal human being."

Coworker: "Really! How do you know that?"

Me: "Well, it dissolved the plastic bag they put it in, so now I'm on some kind of black list."

Coworker: "Wow, maybe you could sell it to some bioresearch company."

Me: "mm.."


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-CZ

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