Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Dark Fashion News
OK, I just need to clear up this minor misconception. I am in no way, shape or form affiliated with Jonathon (the Impaler) Sharkey, (AKA: 'The Dark Count') who is currently running for Govenor of MN, and also will be running for President in the 2008 election. [Editor's Note May 2007: Hyperlink here has been removed. The site was pulled and replaced with ads.]
Furthermore, I am not a member of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
It has been pointed out to me by certain people that Jonathon and I have the Exact Same Gothic Cross necklace. I have been informed that dressing like a Hecate Witch/Satanic/Sanguinarian Vampyre/Ordained Dark Priest is a Great-Big-Fashion-NO, and bad for my street cred. (Especially one who is studying to become a Hecate *High* Priest)
The suggestion that we tend to dress alike is preposterous, and I've provided proof below:
The differences are obvious. You can tell from the picture that I piss more evil before breakfast than Jonathan the Choir Boy has seen in his lifetime. (I'm the one on the left.)
From Jonathan's own website: [Editors Update June 2007 - Website link retracted, as website was pulled and replaced with ads.]
Jonathon's first "Spell" ever, was a "Death Curse." Though Jonathon is very pleasant to be around, he is a follower of the "Dark Side" of "The Craft." His powers and abilities are unmatched!
I'm speechless.
Jonathon, I'm sorry, but Satan is my personal psychiatrist, and he's Never Fucking Heard Of You.
H.S.,
-CZ
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Furthermore, I am not a member of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
It has been pointed out to me by certain people that Jonathon and I have the Exact Same Gothic Cross necklace. I have been informed that dressing like a Hecate Witch/Satanic/Sanguinarian Vampyre/Ordained Dark Priest is a Great-Big-Fashion-NO, and bad for my street cred. (Especially one who is studying to become a Hecate *High* Priest)
The suggestion that we tend to dress alike is preposterous, and I've provided proof below:
The differences are obvious. You can tell from the picture that I piss more evil before breakfast than Jonathan the Choir Boy has seen in his lifetime. (I'm the one on the left.)
From Jonathan's own website: [Editors Update June 2007 - Website link retracted, as website was pulled and replaced with ads.]
Jonathon's first "Spell" ever, was a "Death Curse." Though Jonathon is very pleasant to be around, he is a follower of the "Dark Side" of "The Craft." His powers and abilities are unmatched!
I'm speechless.
Jonathon, I'm sorry, but Satan is my personal psychiatrist, and he's Never Fucking Heard Of You.
H.S.,
-CZ
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