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Friday, March 10, 2006

Dark Fashion 2

After all the e-mail and much 'To-Do' about this matter, I am laying it to rest. Below is a side-by-side comparison (nay, Proof!) that I am in no way resembling, related to, or an acolyte of, Jonathon, "The Dark Count"




Obviously, we both have the same fashion consultant, but there are many differences between us. (BTW: I'm the one on the right.)

Actually, there are only two but they are significant. First, I am slightly shorter. Second (and much more important) is that I am far better-looking. The other differences are not visible from mere pictures, including the fact that I have already proclaimed myself King of the United States long ago, and therefore Will Not be running for President in the 2008 Election.

I hope this puts an end to the confusion.

Blog on,
-CZ

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