Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Chris Carrabba is the AntiZero

I just can't tell you how much I hate Chris Carrabba, it doesn't even make sense to me. If you found out that someone was going around posing as a house inspector, and beating up people and taking their money - that's the kind of hate I'm talking about. This man is posing a musician, passing off audio that is a mockery of a travesty of a sham (I call it Shit-Rock, although I have heard other people call it Emo), and taking people's money, and it makes me nauseous.

I have a suspicion that everyone in the universe has their polar opposite, and I have found mine. If the two of us ever met, I suspect the universe would implode. So if you ever want to know about me, just look up Chris Carrabba and think the opposite. (With the exception that we both have a penis, but this is only an assumption on my part, and the subject of some debate.) If you ever ask yourself What Would Zero Do? Just think What Would Chris Carrabba Do? Then do the opposite.

Blog on,
-CZ

Labels: Dashboard Confessional Sucks, Emo Sucks, music reviews, rant