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Friday, February 10, 2006

Aspartame Kills!

I'm sorry to disprove the findings of the site www.aspartamekills.com, but I have proof that aspartame does (in fact) NOT truly kill.

Because I drink 1.5 Litres of Diet Coke per day.

Before Lunch.

On a good day.

And I don't have many good days.

So get a fucking life.

You

Gorram

Freaking

Idiots.

Say, how are those commodity shares doing, boys? Sugar prices doing OK with all that FUD you are spreading? Super.

Hey, go right ahead and tell the people aspartame kills you. I think that's great, because it keeps the price of Diet Coke down. Long as I don't have to buy it in an alley and inject it (because I totally would)

Blog on,
-CZ

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