Just to set the record Straight (pun intended) I am, in fact, Heterosexual. Homosexuality between men? I don't understand it, but help yourself. Homosexuality between women? I don't understand it, but can I watch? I feel the need to bring this up because I recently wore white pleather chaps and a matching vest for Halloween, and if nothing else, it should prove that I am secure in my masculinity.

But 'anti-effeminate medication'? That is some funny shit. What does it do, make you want to putter around in the garage with power tools? Does it make you want to watch old, Black-and-White War movies? Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune magazine? What happens if you overdose? Is there a reverse drug that could make you a homosexual? What if terrorists slipped that drug into Minneapolis' water supply?

And who knew that Homosexuality was a 'disease' that could be 'cured' with medication? Makes one proud to be an American, doesn't it? Is there anything we can't cure with pills? Maybe we could come up with some pills to make people a little fucking smarter? Oh, I forgot, then they wouldn't fall for crap like Hetracil....

Sorry folks, I have to stop, but this is some fertile ground for jokes, and far too easy, so I leave the rest to you as a homework exercise.

Thanks to one of my biggest homosexual musical inspirationsBob Mould for the link.

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-CZ

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