Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Political Placement Test

I love quizzes, but I HATE politics. So I was kind of 'middling' when I took the political placement test at okcupid.com (See the results below)

There are plenty of people whose lives are beyond their own control and who feel worthless, so they (over)compensate for their inferiority complex by running for office, where their they have some level of control or power over others. Those who don't have that kind of ambition simply put the bumper sticker on their SUV, vote every four years, bitch like mad when their rep is not in office, and laugh at the political jokes endorsed by their party, even if they don't understand them.

Hate me for this if you like, but I am more than happy to let those people run the country. I call them Republicrats, because they are all the same to me. At this point, I would probably be happier with a King and Queen, or better yet, a government run by a computer (Preferably running DOS 6.22) I would even take a shot at a year of Anarchy. Then the critical functions of the government would come to light...but I digress.

Here's how my political bent turned out. Be aware that the questions on the quiz were very poor (read: ambiguous) and that could have skewed my score substantially. Anyone know of an Accurate test for political placement?