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Monday, July 18, 2005

BMW Has Got Your Back

I'm just glad that BMW makes a vehicle with armour level B4 that can withstand ballistic attacks from a .44 magnum. From the website:

For BMW, personal protection from criminal attack has absolute priority, no matter what situation.

I'm guessing that includes 'situations' where gasoline is five bucks per gallon. Maybe if you drove a car with reasonable gas milage, people wouldn't want to shoot at you. Just remember that if you get this anchor-on-wheels stuck in a snowbank, no one is going to be able to push you out. (No, not even if you pay them.)

Armour on,
-CZ

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