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Monday, May 09, 2005

Joined the M.O.B.

[Editor's Log, Stardate March 2007 - The MOB Blogroll has been long pulled down from this site, but I haven't completely abandoned my left and right winged brethern. You can check on them here and see that Conrad Zero is still among them in spirit, if not political orientation.]

I have joined the M.O.B. The Minnesota Orginazition of Bloggers, that is. Last Friday, I met with several members of the M.O.B. who seem to be a group of highly intelligent, well-spoken individuals with an amazing tolerance for alcohol. Of course, this is just a front for their real purpose, as an elite recruitment team for the Illuminati. I have passed their drug test (I was drinking Newcastle Ale, check.) and their fitness test (I managed to walk to the restroom and back without falling over, check.) and the intelligence test (I told them I despise country music, gangsta rap and NASCAR, triple-check.) So now, I'm in.

I will keep you posted as I advance up the ranks in an attempt to discover the true identity of the Illuminati/Shadow-Government Leader.

Meanwhile, please enjoy the plethora of lovely blogs listed here, but I should warn you that some of them are run by Other People, and Other People may have Different Points Of View than your own, so click not, lest you are secure in your political, sexual, religious, and other viewpoints.


Blog on,
-CZ

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