Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The Truth about Dasani

I am SHOCKED AND AMAZED that DASANI IS JUST PLAIN TAP WATER! I cannot Believe the AUDACITY of the Coca-Cola company to misrepresent its product by selling me "Pure" Water with street-credibility as a hip-trendy-and-fashonibly-cool lifestyle choice, only to find out it's no different that water out of my own tap! Next, we will discover that Tommy Hilfiger jeans are the same as regular jeans with a fancy label and hefty price tag!

Gargle on,
-C

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