Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Musician Humor

Here are some lovely musician jokes to brighten your day, complements of the Neurosturgeons...

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."

She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.

Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?

A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.

Q: What's the difference between a dead chicken in the road, and a dead trombonist in the road?

A: There's a remote chance the chicken was on its way to a gig.

Q: What's the difference between a bull and a band?

A: The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.

Q: How do you define a perfect pitch?

A: When the accordian lands in the MIDDLE of the dumpster.

Blog on,
-C

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