Monday, July 26, 2004

The Future of Law Enforcement

Hey, need some extra cash? Freelancesecurity.com lists opportunities for private investigators and freelancers. Bid on a job providing protection to people travelling to Bangladesh! Follow someone's husband around to see if he is cheating! Investigate cases of identity fraud! Assassinate Foreign Dignitaries! Hell, I'd do this stuff for free!

I think this will be the future preferred method for dealing justice. Think about it; if you aren't satisfied with the public school system, you pay for a private school. If you aren't happy with the public library, you go to your local bookstore. If you aren't happy with the public judicial system, you pay a private party.

Well, gotta go pack my bags. I leave for Bangladesh in the morning...

Spy on,
-C

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