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Thursday, June 03, 2004

Pseudo-Coke

All you fucking idiots who are buying into this "Carbs are the Devil" nonsense should be gunned down in the street, followed by the marketing people who are despirately pandering to you with "Atkins friendly" products like this one from Coke, called "C2". (Give the people what they want, right?)
I will try C2 for the novelty of it, and buy one to keep on the shelf, (right next to the bottle of Crystal Pepsi) so I can point to it a couple years from now when you are still overweight and running around yelling "Fat is the Devil". I have an idea! How about instead of reading books on dieting and weight loss, you read a book on Nutrition!

"The Devil is the Devil",
-C

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