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Friday, May 21, 2004

Can Star Wars III be Saved?

I doubt it. If it really were'nt the final piece of the StarWars hex-ology, I would refuse to see it just based on Episodes I and II. My justification? I will give you five, each of which are enough to justify having Lucas exiled from this planet.

1)Midichlorians
2)Hayden Christensen
3)Half-hour of Pod racing.
4)Jar-Jar Binks
5)Midichlorians

This article makes some recommendations for salvaging the series, and I agree with him 100%, especially on how to deal with George Lucas, "...knock him out, encase him in a block of frozen carbonite and put him out of the way somewhere until the movie is out in theaters."

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-C

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