Welcome

You can call me Zero. I’m an author, a musician, and a demonologist. (Don’t ask, it’s a long story) One advantage is that all three occupations have the same monochromatic dress code, which makes Laundry Day pretty simple.

I’m not a vampire, but I don’t prefer sleep or direct sunlight. I don’t drink blood, I drink caffeine. Lots of it. So much that my my blood is corrosive. And flammable. Is that a super-power?

Words of Darkness:

If you like action-packed tales of Gothic high-adventure, you will be interested in the dark fantasy book I’m writing called “The Demonslayer’s Handbook.” It should be available around the end of 2009. Sign up to receive updates and free mini-stories that introduce you to the characters and mythos of this thrilling adventure.

I have other writings both finished and in progress. You can check out the Writing page to learn more.

Sounds of Darkness:

Those who like their darkness heard and not seen should check out the Minneapolis Northern-Rock Band; Jagged Spiral. I provide bass and vocals for the band.

I should warn you that while the lyrics are clean, the FCC, the RIAA, D.A.R.P.A., Wal-Mart, and your parents would not approve of our adult themes or our recording techniques. Hear for yourself at www.jaggedspiral.com

Random Darkness:

The rest of you are probably here for the blog. God knows why. Satan too, but they don’t read my blog. Judging by the content there, they probably should…